Cops always be wiggin’ out over a little party hat
peterxsyd on
He got ahead of himself
peterxsyd on
What a cokehead
zvburner on
Snitched
rwags2024 on
Well thanks officers, now my family’s getting hung from a bridge
punarob on
What a relief! Now we can sure sure there will never be any drugs in Amsterdam /s
MoffTanner on
Would some rival gang have snitched him in? I can’t really see how else he would be detected unless sniffer dogs picked him up. They show a scan but I find it unlikely that would reveal it unless they were really incredibly focused on his head ahead of detecting it.
ColonelSandurz42 on
I’ve got cocaine running around my brain
mrfreeeeze on
He took drugs TO Amsterdam?
Footballking420 on
Amsterdam drug trade in shambles
Helpful-Relation7037 on
Would absolutely just ripped it off
noctalla on
Almost the perfect crime. They just picked the wrong mule.
MadRockthethird on
I always thought cocaine was legal in Colombia but I guess it’s an urban myth.
tiddybandit on
That’s not mine. I’ve never seen that before in my life. Idk how it got there.
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lol not him putting the hat back on
All that work to smuggle so little
That’s a stupid hiding place tho.
Cops always be wiggin’ out over a little party hat
He got ahead of himself
What a cokehead
Snitched
Well thanks officers, now my family’s getting hung from a bridge
What a relief! Now we can sure sure there will never be any drugs in Amsterdam /s
Would some rival gang have snitched him in? I can’t really see how else he would be detected unless sniffer dogs picked him up. They show a scan but I find it unlikely that would reveal it unless they were really incredibly focused on his head ahead of detecting it.
I’ve got cocaine running around my brain
He took drugs TO Amsterdam?
Amsterdam drug trade in shambles
Would absolutely just ripped it off
Almost the perfect crime. They just picked the wrong mule.
I always thought cocaine was legal in Colombia but I guess it’s an urban myth.
That’s not mine. I’ve never seen that before in my life. Idk how it got there.
Not by the hair on my wiggy wig wig.
Cocainum
https://i.redd.it/hmjvy885gn8g1.gif
Mule
Better than the usual method of swallowing them or holding them rectally
Gotta put the hat back on, they might not recognize me
Hes got cocaine running around his brain….
That guy with the dented in head could have smuggled more.
https://preview.redd.it/qiikzac7kn8g1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab4d9f7968ae79c12a0f080b53669ae8f5fa6c95
So much more room.
https://preview.redd.it/jhemqk9ekn8g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84680d9eb2a8e7e032afea8b19ba09012f26232
The police when the cameras are off
A big price toupee
A full body X-ray included in this thorough report, including his genitalia, for some reason.
Drugs… *to*… Amsterdam?!